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'Tis a glorious day for all of Manhattan! We're hearing that director Vincent Gallo, he of the piercing blue eyes and Sevigny-approved genitalia, has finally vacated the island, unloading his rent-controlled nest downtown in favor of the left coast. Could it be true? If so, good luck, brave Los Angeles — your city is about to grow more noxious and your aspiring starlets, more defiled.

In other Gallo news, everything you have come to believe in life just might be a lie. Two words: stunt penis.

Penis Double Sparks New Brown Bunny Controversy [Contact Music]