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There is a God, and He/She lives Off-Broadway. It's the only way to explain the marvelous announcement that reality television mom, Star columnist, and mafia princess Victoria Gotti will be bringing her supernatural talents to the production of We're Still Hot (it's a Canadian musical, be nice). On April 9th, Victoria will make her debut as one of "four women rediscovering what they loved — and didn't — about each other as they put together a show for their 35th high school reunion." That's one helluva role: compelling and challenging. But Victoria doesn't like things easy, oh no.

You will go to this show. And you will like it. Understand?

Victoria Gotti Joins Cast of Off-Broadway's We're Still Hot [Broadway World]