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America's favorite fake White House correspondent/male prostitute Jeff Gannon/James Guckert talked to Deborah Solomon in this week's New York Times Magazine. It's a one pager, but packed to the margins with hilarious, quotable Gannon fodder.

Here's our favorite:

Scott McClellan, the press secretary to President Bush, called on you and allowed you to ask questions on a nearly daily basis. What, exactly, is your relationship with him?
I was just another guy in the press room. Did I try to curry favor with him? Sure. When he got married, I left a wedding card for him in the press office. People are saying this proves there is some link. But as Einstein said, "Sometimes a wedding card is just a wedding card.''

You mean like "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar''? That wasn't Einstein. That was Freud.
Oh, Freud. O.K. I got my old Jewish men confused.

You should learn the difference between them if you want to work in journalism.
I'd like to get back into journalism. I'm hoping someone will offer me a job as a commentator or one of those political analysts that you see on the news shows all the time.

Actually, Gannon/Guckert could easily become a commentator without learning to discern the difference between stupid "facts" if he just hooks up with FOXNews. Shucks, they even pay Michelle Malkin to appear on air to talk about "large penetration": Gannon/Guckert could easily do that.

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