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· The trades look at Viacom's potential bifurcation. Enthralling! [Variety, THR]
· The ankle bracelet's still warm, and already CBS is trying to throw together a Martha Stewart biopic. Naturally, they want Cybill Shepherd to reprise her role from Martha, Inc.; she's already doing research on how to sharpen spoons and shiv a hack. [Variety]
· Jennifer Aniston will star with Vince Vaughn in super-secret romantic comedy (you know, only like a thousand people in town know what it's about) The Break-Up. Let the Aniston-Vaughn porking rumors begin! [THR]
· We absolutely refuse to read an article with this headline: "Sprechen sie Soderbergh?" Knock yourself out, though. [Variety]
· Pilot casting is now making that sucking sound that you get when you get to the bottom of a Big Gulp, as we've never heard of anyone of these people with pilot jobs: AJ Calloway, Nicholas Brendon, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, and Michael O'Neill. [THR]