Robert Blake is not guilty and I'm sitting at MSNBC, waiting for BREAKING BLOG COVERAGE of the Blake verdict. I'm on call, people. I'm in the trenches. And I just pissed on my hands to stay warm.
Update: Nothing doing. But I'll stick around, just in case they need me to say "ah..." and "um..." on camera.

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