· Coming soon to Roger Ailes' ass: reporter with "unusually long tongue." Yeah, even our sister—or her guest blogger—couldn't cram another entendre in there. [Wonkette]
· Paul Krassner weighs in on Karl Rove, Jeff Gannon, Ari Fleischer, Henry Kissinger, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher, and Jon Stewart. All in a little over 400 words! Brevity= S. Wit. [NYPress]
· Jeff Jarvis still mad about being called a white guy. [Buzzmachine]
· Reality TV producers manipulate reality? Nooooooooo! [NYT]