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Blogger Dana Vachon sits down with flamboyant male figure skater Johnny Weir to discuss matters of faith and, predictably, enlightenment ensues:

You practice Kabbalah.
Yes. My string actually fell off while I was up here, so I'm purged of all my negative energy...

While you were where?
My string, my red string that I wear?

OK.

We can only hope Ashton and Demi poop out a baby Kabbalahist half as devoted and brilliant as Weir.
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