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This world is so confusing. We look to the "news" "media" to "clear it up" for "us," but sometimes competing outlets have what is known as "different spins." It's almost impossible to know whom to trust in a world of Points and Counterpoints.

Take the decline in Long Island Newsday's circulation (please!). Do we believe the paper's own tempered version:

Newsday April-Sept. '04 audit indicates slight drop in sales

Or The New York Post's screeching schadenfreude version:

NEWSDAY CIRC. DROP CONTINUES

Who's right? What do we think?

Luckily, we don't give a fuck.

Newsday April-Sept. '04 audit indicates slight drop in sales [Newsday]
NEWSDAY CIRC. DROP CONTINUES [NYP]

[Point/Counterpoint art via Saturday-Night-Live.com]