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Haven't had enough of Paris Hilton? Are her constant, desperate, vagina-fuelled antics leaving you wanting more? Do you wish that you could watch Paris act like a twat all the time — while you're driving, eating, even shitting? Yeah? Then you're in luck:

Having already made the cell phones of hundreds of her friends unusable, Paris Hilton is now targeting all Verizon Wireless users. She and Nicole Richie will be invading phones with one-minute, never-before-seen episodes of The Simple Life 3: Interns. These "mobisodes" — a trademarked term that apparently means "mobile episodes" rather than "moron boring episodes" — will be available to those to Verizon Wireless customers who cough up 99 cents for each one.

99 cents is a small price to pay for a lifetime's worth of irony.
Paris Hilton Invades Cell Phones [Reality Blurred]
[Image via Will Blochinger]