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Today's court-ordered Michael Jackson post comes via Panopticist's Andrew Hearst, who posts an EBN-esque video of Michael Jackson's 1993 public statement about being interrogated and photographed nude by police. It really must be seen to be believed.

We're thinking of using part of it as our outgoing answering machine message, mostly because we want everyone we know to never call us ever again.

Shocking Michael Jackson Confession: "These Statements About Me Are the Truth!" [Panopticist]

[Completely out of context Michael Jackson/Britney Spears photo via Yahoo]