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Ashton and Demi aren't the only string-loving, fowl celebrities who may be expecting. According to The New York Times, Pale Male and Lola might be creating a couple of future celebutantes.

As Thomas J. Lueck writes:

Yesterday, Lola was settled firmly into their nest on a 12th-floor cornice of a Fifth Avenue co-op building at 74th Street, as Pale Male swooped down periodically to provide her with food. The behavior adheres closely to a reproductive pattern that could culminate with the hatching of one to three chicks in mid-April.

Bird watchers are eagerly anticipating the release, as is Paula Zahn, who allegedly bought a new burlap sack and hammer.

Hawks May Be Awaiting the Stork [NYT]