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· Harper's Bazaar has been trying to book Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen for a cover (one which could actually revive the mag), but reps keep saying Ashley's unavailable. In reality, it's Mary-Kate who's avoiding the spotlight. Wisely, we might add. [ELK (2nd item)]
· Supermodel Kate Moss and ex-Libertine Pete Doherty are reportedly engaged. If Pete can stay out of rehab long enough, they might actually get married, too! [Page Six]
· Nightclub Kos is a trendy financial sinkhole, but celebrity investors Lenny Kravitz and Denzel Washington don't seem to care. [Lowdown]
· Naomi Campbell has a new lover, 24-year-old Brazilian Sergio Marone. Hopefully this one is young and hearty enough to withstand a few blows to the skull. [R&M (2nd item)]
· The gossip monkeys continue to throw their feces at one another. [Gatecrasher (bottom of page)]
· Britney on being a grown-up: "Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can t I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks." [Scoop]