· There is justice in this world: Jay Leno will be allowed to make jokes about Michael Jackson, and The Tonight Show will remain practically unwatchable. [AP]
· Now that reigning chessmaster Kasparov has retired from the game, the stage is clear for supermodel Carmen Kass' rise to power. [AP]
· Charting the silicone as it slides down Steven Tyler's face. [Awful Plastic Surgery]
· A PETA protest manages to make eating at J.Lo's Pasadena restaurant Madre's even worse. [IMDb]
· Four days late, and it's still more useful than fucking Absolute. [Banterist]