When The Going Gets Rough On Wall Street...
...the Wall Street boys want it even rougher:
filthy hedge fund trader who loves being short crude oil, steel and coal, seeks female dom for strap on fun to help further my pain and make me feel worthless.
i hate hedge funds, i hate traders, i hate all PM's, but i love an asset class that widens out my sphincter shortside.
"Strap on fun" with a female? Dear God. Come out of the closet, brother, and start buying art.
