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· SOMEONE'S wife was arrested yesterday for driving with a suspended license. At the Central Park precinct, THIS SOMEONE told a A CERTAIN PAPER: "I'd rather her not be in the papers. She's not a public figure." [Page Six]
· The Daily News, however, likely wasn't explicitly asked by Jon Stewart to keep this one quiet. [R&M]
· The Charlotte RonsonBot has split ways with Rocawear. Reportedly, the designer has yet to receive proper payment from Rocawear chieftan Damon Dash. Dash, it seems, has a lot of trouble paying his people. [Lowdown]
· Madonna! Boy George! Gays! Kabbalah! Bitchy! Whee! [Page Six]