· Breaking! A reader has reported a cockroach sighting in the Condé Nast cafeteria. The offending insect was "hanging out between the peanuts and the bok choy at the Asian stir fry station." Tasty — but did Graydon and Anna fight over who got to eat it? Or did SI bust in and devour the bug before anyone else got a fair chance?
· Because no train of thought is ever too absurd for socialites, some people seem to think the Times Wedding pages aren't exclusive enough. Oh, har har. And my ass isn't big enough, either. [Veiled Conceit]
· Three potential Supreme Court nominees worthy of your support: J.Lo, Oprah, and Janet Jackson's right breast. [Underneath Their Robes]
· Give this guy money, simply because he's totally sick/brilliant. [Save Toby via]