How lucky The New York Post must feel today that the boy at the center of the Michael Jackson trial speaks in perfect screaming tabloid headlines:

PERVY POP KING LURED ME ONLINE TO LOOK AT PORNO PIX

Somehow The Post's peers at The New York Daily News and The New York Times passed on this perfectly punchy pull quote.

PERVY POP KING LURED ME ONLINE TO LOOK AT PORNO PIX [NYP]
Staring down Jacko [NYDN]
Jackson's Accuser Begins His Trial Testimony [NYT]