'US' Pull-Out Gives 'VF' A Run For Its Money

We'll be the first to confess that the Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards breakup was an emotional earthquake, but does it really merit a pull-out cover in the latest US Weekly? Brad and Jen didn't even get that treatment. Thus we ask, "What the fuck?"
(Okay, so this might have something to do with the three-page advertising spread on the inside cover for some Farrah Fawcett jawn, but we don't care. If one must do a pull-out, give it a worthy topic. Like celebrity cellulite or something.)
