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· Footwear (we're loathe to call them "shoes") designer Steve Madden is set to be released early from prison, where he's been serving for stock fraud and money laundering. Somehow, we doubt his release will merit the same sort of 24-hour coverage as that of Ms. Stewart. [Page Six]
· Speaking of Stewart coverage: Oh my God! Martha's post-prison plane landing of 2:08 AM violated the Westchester County runway hours! Gasp! [R&M]
· Celebrity skeleton report: Alexandra Von Furstenburg joins Mary-Kate Olsen and Allegra Beck in the anorexia club; Drew Barrymore continues to shrink. [Page Six]
· Feuding rappers The Game and 50 Cent might just patch things up, thanks to the Boys Choir of Harlem. Singing children can touch the hearts of even the most hardened men, no? [Lowdown]
· Marc Anthony has painted a nude portrait of his wife, Jennifer Lopez. We're sorry; we know you never really wanted to know that. [Scoop (2nd item)]