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· We don't know how much more celebrity heartbreak we can handle; Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav are no longer an item (shock!), and Nielsen has married her 28-year-old Italian houseboy, Mattia Dessi. [R&M]
· Jeff Koyen's resignation from the New York Press enters the name-calling phase in under 24 hours. [Page Six
· Potentially bad news for the ladies and good news for the gents: Prince William is a big fan of Desperate Housewives. [Lowdown (bottom of page)]
· Nicole Kidman continues to overcompensate for God-knows-what by signing a three-year, first-look deal with Blueprint Films as a producer. [Page Six]
· Sylvester Stallone's mother, Jacqueline, may be getting her own reality TV show, in which she doles unsolicited psychic advice and embarasses the hell out of her son. [Scoop]