CNN And Martha: Pure Kink
Just now on CNN, Martha Stewart gave a speech to her employees about how lovely it is to have the whip returned to her nicely moisturized hand. She's learned a lot and is blathering in measured tones (almost as if she were doing an impression of Ana Gasteyer doing an impression of Stewart) about preserving values — this probably has something to do with prisoners' right to bake fig pies or something. Meanwhile, the cameraman attempts a desperate zoom on the ankles of Martha Stewart. The CNN commentator notes:
"Our photographer there doesn't have a shoe fetish... He was trying to show that she doesn't have on her ankle bracelet..."
Right, and Wolf Blitzer just wants to show us that leather gimp masks are really fun.
