Friday:
 · Dance, disaffected youth, dance! Or at least nod your asymmetric head to the music like you just don't care. German beat king Triple R provides ample opportunity for both at Subtonic tonight. [flavorpill
· All bling, no rent money? No bling, no rent money? Financial guru Suze Orman discusses her new book, "The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous and Broke," tonight at the Apple store in SoHo. [Apple]
Saturday:
 · Check out David Byrne in all his Big White Suite-ed glory at Makor tonight, where Jonathan Demme's Talking Heads concert opus, "Stop Making Sense," plays. [92Y]
· Gregarious gay Michael Musto and Le Tigre member JD Samson lead a panel of judges at Fez for the 5th Annual L.E.S. Pageant. 1,500 applications proclaming hipster supremecy have been whittled down to five finalists: Miss Orchard, Miss Delancey, Miss Rivington, Miss Houston, and Miss Allen. The winner will no doubt wear a crown of Rheingold cans. [fez]
Sunday:
 · The Secret Machines certainly aren't a secret anymore. And we still can't write funny jokes. But on a Friday, you really shouldn't expect much. Anyhow, go see them redefine prog rock at Irving Plaza. [flavorpill]