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In her testimony at the Michael Jackson Child Molestation Trial of the Century, the sister of Jackson's accuser gave this account of a private flight that her family took with Jackson:

On the charter jet returning from Miami, she said she sat across a small table from Jackson and her brother. The pop star and the boy were whispering and sipping from a Diet Coke can they passed back and forth. At one point, Jackson took off his jewel-encrusted watch and gave it to his young friend, later telling him it was worth $75,000.

We realize that sometimes these excerpts might seem stranger and more troubling when removed from their context. Let us present a more complete picture: Jackson didn't directly pass the Diet Coke can (which, presumably, was filled with Jesus Juice) or the incredibly expensive watch to the boy. He first handed the items to a chimpanzee dressed in a Hitler costume, who then passed the items to the boy. The chimp then returned to a corner of the cabin to shoot heroin into its eyeball until summoned for another task.