Fleischer vs. Stewart: The Battle of the Boychiks

Nebbishes, let's get ready to ruuuuuumbllllle!
We're so psyched for the grudge match between Ari "Packin' Heat" Fleischer and Jon "Mr. America" Stewart tonight at 11 PM! These two brawlers (in the 90 lb. weakling division) are gonna kick each others' asses on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart! Get read to see some blood, fight fans!
Actually, who are we kidding? These two are gonna slobber all over each other like puppies on Ecstacy. It's gonna be a love fest, even with Rob Corddry's Gannon-tweaking—but spoiled—report on "New Forms of Journalism." Too bad gay marriage isn't legal.
If Kissinger got a free pass, you can bet Fleischer will. Well, even if the interview's an Amazon sales rank-boosting cakewalk for Ari, you can bet Stewart's gonna beat himself up about it in private.
TONIGHT: Author of "Taking Heat," Ari Fleischer! [Comedy Central]
