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· We're really, really sorry we didn't remind you to watch last night's Stars Without Makeup special on Fox, but we forgot too. Clearly, it's time for us all to reprioritize and get a grip. [Lindsayism]
· Once again, The Simpsons imitate life. [Parenthetical Remarks]
· We told you Hilary Duff was seriously punk. White nail polish included. [Page Six Six Six]
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