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· The Saga of the Family Lohan continues: mummy Dina tried to get a gag order on pappy Michael before he hit Primetime Live. [Page Six]
· More than a week after the story broke, Page Six finally picks up on Jenna Elfman's crazy love of Scientology. [Page Six]
· Jamie Foxx confesses that he's had his heart broken twice before, which should make that Oscar victory speech all the more "heartfelt" and "tearful." [R&M]
· If it's true that Nadine Johnson is paying for a therapist to help her employees, we kind of think that's awesome. We've spent months campaigning our Hungarian slave master to cover our shrink bills. [Lowdown]