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A reader writes in:

Just saw Ken Baker mentioned in your Media Bubble, which reminded me of the time I ran across a TLC show on gynecomastia (the medical term for men growing breats), became weirdly fascinated and nearly fell off my couch laughing when I saw none other than US's west coast scion, Ken Baker, interviewed about his own gynecomastia. I guess he had some sort of surgery to remove his man boobs, so now he's "normal"-looking enough to party with the pretty people and report back to all of us sorry folk. Maybe it's cruel to laugh at a medical condition someone can't help having, but damn, I still giggle like a fourth-grader whenever I see his picture or read his name.

When we recovered from our fit of snickering and pants-wetting, we did a little "research" and discovered that poor Ken Baker's boobies were the result of a pituitary tumor. And even Gawker knows tumors aren't funny, so we threw that joke out the window. When Paris Hilton, however, finds out the trusty sink to her leaky faucet struggles with bitch tits, we doubt she'll be so sensitive.