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Call me crazy, but I can genuinely relate to Antoinette Millard, the cracky woman who s currently in a legal tangle with American Express. The credit card company is suing Millard for the unpaid $1 million she racked up on her Centurion card; Millard is countersuing American Express for inducing her into signing up for said card and then having the nerve to request that she pay for all of her exorbitant charges. Millard claims that she was mentally unstable because of 9-11, and her condition resulted in a seven-figure shopping spree for which she cannot be held responsible.

You might think Millard s case is a less than solid, but her defense is actually as tight as her straitjacket. I know, because I've been there. The same thing happened to me when Creed broke up.
I Hoped To Be Princess 'Die' [NYP]