· More Hilton than anyone can handle: her emails and voicemails are reportedly on the internets, and by tomorrow you just might be able to examine her urine samples! Hurrah for modern technology! [Paris Hilton's Mobile]
· Media outlets everywhere continue to cream themselves with ongoing lesbian coverage. [Observer]
· And because two gay remainders are better one: even Filipino guerrillas need a bear's love. [Inquirer]
· Brian Wilson poses with the cast of Good Vibrations; his expression is that of a man having his legend aborted by a Broadway musical from hell. [Broadway.com]
· "If Prince Charming lived in today's New York, he might turn to Missed Connections in his search for Cinderella." How pathetically cute! [NYT]