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From a beach in Aruba, Paris Hilton interrupts her vacation to momentarily acknowledge the inconvenience her hacked Sidekick has caused everyone:

"I don't know why this stuff always happens to me, but I wish it wouldn't anymore," the vampy 24-year-old told Us Weekly in her first interview since her cell phone was breached.

We know why, Paris. But we're not telling.

Not only was her entire address book from her T-Mobile Sidekick II posted on several Web sites, the hackers also accessed naughty photos of Hilton, including a topless shot of her making out with MTV Latin America veejay Eglantina Zingg, Us reports.

"We were joking around," Hilton told an Us reporter of the racy shot.

Joking? Really? How interesting. So, a few weeks back, when you and Zingg slipped off to the bathrooms at Bungalow 8 to discreetly lick face... That was a joke, too? God, Paris, you're so funny.
Paris Is Burning In Cell Hell [NYDN]
The Sidekick Saga