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Despite our desperate efforts, the rakish masses are still clamoring for Wes Anderson's painfully precious Team Zissou Adidas as featured in The Life Aquatic. The latest report in this hipster tragedy comes from the far off land of Seattle, where one man — despite his self-awareness — gives in to the lemmings of temptation:

Today is the day when the historians(*) will report me as turning from a "kinda hip guy" to "hipster trash".

*Outwardly mocking in personal scope yet longing inwardly for recognition on a grander scale.

Touché.
Post-Modern Tragedy [Craigslist]