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· Star Jones has the E! network less than pleased; their ratings for the Grammys pre-show were down for 40% from when Joan Rivers hosted. The Oscars are Jones' last gig under her contract and, if she wants to get renewed, she might want to ask husband Al Reynolds to stop lurking in the background. [R&M]
· Fur-bedecked rapper P. Diddy ups the ante in the great game of Piss Off PETA: at a recent party he hosted in South Beach, live penguins were brought in for some sort of decoration. A rep insists the birds were special "entertainment" penguins, however, so they probably enjoyed being on display. [Page Six]
· Just days before Miramax's big pre-Oscar fete, Harvey Weinstein decides to disinvite several confirmed guests. Because, well, Hollywood copes with loss by lashing out at guestlists. [Lowdown]
· High-schoolers everywhere mourn the loss of Blink 182. The band, in an act of true mercy, are reportedly calling it quits. [Page Six]
· Russell Crowe: not good at math. [Scoop]