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We were lying in bed last night (yes, everyone at Gawker shares a bed—and a single toothbrush), cozied up with our hot cocoa and engrossed in our copy of Paris Hilton's hacked files, when we noticed something very interesting. Ken Baker, the West Coast Executive Editor of US Weekly, is listed in her address book. Granted, it's not unusual for celebrities of Paris' character to have the contact information for their tabloid puppetmasters on hand, but there are also some items in her notebook that have our internal hamsters spastically running on their wheels:

Ken baker at us in town party at sagamore on friday

The note is from September 29, 2004, and we assume she's referring to the trendy Sagamore hotel in Miami, not the Sagamore resort in the Adirondacks (although Paris in the Adirondacks could be fun). So why would she care if Ken Baker is in Miami? Ponder for a moment, then examine an earlier entry from August 25, 2004:

tell ken about jess trying to bone JT

There's only one Ken listed in her address book and — you guessed it! — it's Ken Baker. Huh. Why would she want to talk about some random Jessica's attempts to make sweet, sweet love to this JT fellow? And, more importantly, which Jessica merits a phone call to Ken Baker? Who is "JT," and why would US Weekly be interested in this? We have some guesses, but we haven't slept in days and we don't want to rush to judgment on this one. Not publicly, anyhow. Rest assured, we privately passed judgment ages ago.
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