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But really, we just couldn t help ourselves. After all, we d do just about anything for the chance to call Ashley Olsen (number unavailable when we called earlier today), Ashlee Simpson (number unavailable), or Andy Roddick (number unavailable). If you told us that a simple hack was all we had to do to hear Bijou Phillips Eye of the Tiger-esque ringback and charming voicemail message (Hey, I can t get to the fucking phone ), well, we would have done this AGES ago. While we spent most of the wee morning hours chatting with the likes of Brendan Davis, it's too late for the rest of you. At this point, even Fred Durst s phone is going straight to voicemail — and if Fred Durst ain t answering, ain t nobody answering. Frankly, we're kinda impressed that all the residents of Famousville got out of bed on a Sunday to change their numbers.

Why are you looking at us like that? Alright, fiiiiiine, we didn't do it. It was actually some group calling itself THE NIGGAS AT DFNCTSC" (you know those niggas, right?) who hacked into Paris trusty T-Mobile life-enhancing device. But we wish it had been us (hell, if Al Qaeda can take credit for everything, so can we). Now, a month after the incident, Paris' personal address book and memos have made their way to our beloved superhighway. We'd say better late than never, but we're working on a Sunday.

Don t worry, all of you Sidekick-addicted freaks: Your phone is safe, as the FBI is on the case. This is, after all, just a new front in the war on terror.
Paris Hilton Phone Hacked [Drudge]
Paris Hiltons' Address Book [Gorillamask]Paris Hilton's Sidekick II Hacked: What About Yours? [Gizmodo]
Prank Calls From Paris' Address Book [Paris Hacked]