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From today's LAT:

On the red carpet, where the size range runs from 0 to 2, an 8 is the Hollywood fashion equivalent of an extra-large. In the real world, most women are much, much larger, and sometimes, even in a town where one can never be too thin, that's just fine.

We'd hate too sound too "Hollywood," but we stopped reading right there and returned to our Google search for "Nicole Kidman ribs or breastplate."