The Michael Jackson Trial Of The Century: Gather 'Round The Barber Pole
From the "more information about Michael Jackson's penis than we can be reasonably expected to handle without a therapist present" file:
Rizzo, a former Chicago police detective who has seen photographs of Jackson's genitals taken by cops in 1993, claims that because Jackson "bleaches" his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused.
"It looks like a barber's pole," Rizzo tells PAGE SIX. "That's exactly what it looks like. The first kid and all the other kids who have seen his penis know that there are brown circles around it.
Two things: 1) Jackson apparently doesn't find the bleaching process as erotic as, say, a Romper Room rerun (hence the stripes), and 2) lawyers are going to have to scour interviews with former Neverland guests for references to the now incredibly sinister sounding games "Let's All Grab the Barber Pole," "Barber Pole Ring Toss," and "Completely Innocent Barber Pole Sleepover Twister."
