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Say what you will about Valentine's Day, but we still think it's the most romantic day of the year. When else can you receive a the sort of tender presents that touch you all the way down to your tingly parts? In an open letter to his Valentine, Blooger Boozhy talks about the gifts that keep on giving:

I have to admit, I had originally thought it may be a bit over the top to bring you heart shaped chocolates on Valentines Day, but was happy that you found the gesture to be romantic. As for your gift to me? I typically LOVE the non-traditional gift. I think it speaks volumes when a would-be suitor thinks nonlinearly and brings me the unexpected. That said, I must say that your Valentine gift, of Gonorrhea, although certainly non-traditional, was NOT welcome.

An Open Letter To My Valentine [Boozhy]