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Having created neither offspring nor multimillion dollar brands, we might not be the final authority on Kandoo, Procter & Gamble's new line of "personal care products that empower children to master the bathroom all on their own."

But as experts in awful puns, we can definitely say that the name Kandoo rubs us the wrong way—twice.

Also, what is the deal with the Michigan J. Frog wiping himself mascot... Well, the less we say about that, the better.

Anyway, we happened to catch a Kandoo commercial on VH1 while napping through something or other and we were sure it was a repressed potty-training dream. The name. The frog. The thick, foamy handsoap. It all seemed so uncanny, it had to be fake.

Unsurprisingly, it's real.

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