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The culture wars have finally resulted in some good: in a fit of bad judgment, our normally conservative friends at Topic magazine have made the remarkably offensive decision to run some "art" photography on their cover. How many times do we have to reiterate that naked people, no matter what, do NOT count as art? The shame of it all... But, because He works in mysterious ways, Topic's distributor has caught on to this transgression:

The people on the cover of Topic are exposing breasts and such. This can NOT be displayed. The poly bagging will completely cover the people on the front cover. All copies for B&N & Hastings will have to be poly-bagged.

The issue, some copies wrapped in pervert-proof plastic and others sinfully exposed, will be on newsstands Monday. Clicking the offensive image above will reveal the cover in its entirety, but we're asking that only our readers over the age of 18 view the "breasts and such."
Topic Magazine
Related: IMterview: David Haskell, 'Topic' Editor