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News about Alan Cumming's er, upcoming fragrance line has been circulating for months, but Cumming was on The Daily Show last night, flogging his bottled scents. And we have to tip our hat to him, as he's done something that no other celebrity has managed with their vanity perfume lines: He's creating scents and accompanying beauty products that are completely resistant to satire. What are we supposed to do with products with such impenetrably coy names as Cumming:The Fragrance, or a cream called Cumming All Over? Joke about a mouthwash called Cumming In Your Mouth (as suggested by a reader), hoping that his marketing geniuses aren't already planning that line, or that they won't steal the idea?

Excuse us while we go chug a bottle of Curious and plot our next move.