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Earlier, we revealed the raw pain of being denied an interview with sisters Hilary and Haylie Duff, who are in town to promote their new tag-team advertising debut. We also noted that the press release contained no information as to what exactly had the girls in shill-mode, but we're happy to announce that the girls are promoting their deal with Ice Breakers Liquid Ice. Awesome! But what the fuck is Ice Breakers Liquid Ice? Why, it's a (totally disgusting) "intense breath freshening liquid mint." Awesome again!

For your rolodex of advertising folklore: Originally, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson starred in the campaign, but, like, Jessica was too busy with her Proactiv and Ashlee was tied up at lip-sync practice. There was, thankfully, an easy solution: Haylie Duff dyed her hair dark like Ashlee's, and thus the Duffs slyly took over. It's not like you can tell the difference, right? Plus, "Duff" has fewer syllables than "Simpson," so the switch makes things easier for everyone.
Duff Sisters Next Up On Ice Breakers Campaign? [AdJabs]
Ice Breakers Liquid Ice [Hershey's]