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· After Bill Clinton was hospitalized for heart problems, the Learning Annex was forced to reschedule his appearance—but as of yet, a new date has yet to be finalized. Clinton is such an asshole, right? Thanks, Page Six, for clarifying. [Page Six]
· The saga of Brad-Jen-Angelina-April-Your Mom continues: April Florio claims that US Weekly "completely fabricated" quotes from their exclusive interview with the model, and that she's only met Brad Pitt briefly. At this very moment, US's Min-ions© begin the scramble for damage control. [Star]
· While J.Lo is just sick enough to cancel her European engagements, she's still strong enough to star in a Pepsi commercial with Beyonc and David Beckham. The spot, which will air in Madrid, is being described as "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" meets "Kill Bill" meets "totally ridiculous shit." [R&M (3rd item)]
· Lloyd Grove's phone keeps ringing: this time David Gest is on the line, and he's not bitter about Liza. No, not at all. [Lowdown (2nd item)]
· Mariah Carey is one sentimental lady: she'll wear her old wedding dress (from her failed marriage to Tommy Mattola in 1993) in her likely-to-fail new video. [Scoop (bottom of page)]