This image was lost some time after publication.

Because he's in college and is thus much, much smarter than we are, resident boy-wonder Henry the Intern has made a keen observation regarding CNBC anchor Maria Bartiromo. It seems that Maria loves nothing more than her iPod, and has been using her time on air to spread the word on this amazing new product:

2/13/05
 BARTIROMO: Tina, [my hot pick is] a fun one. It's the new little iPod...

1/11/05
 BARTIROMO: ...I have my own anecdotal story actually. My iPod stopped working on me and I wasn`t sure if that was my battery or if it was just a one-time thing...
MATHISEN: Get one for your Ferrari, Maria — once you get the iPod to work again you get one for your Ferrari.
BARTIROMO: I love the iPod, by the way, Ty.

8/31/04
 BARTIROMO: iPod has been much more well-received [than TiVo], isn't that right?

2/3/04
 BARTIROMO: ...Because I have to say one anecdotal story, every time I'm wearing my iPod, somebody stops me, 'Oh, is that the iPod? What is it like? How do you like it?' I mean, this thing has generated so much conversation and so much buzz.

7/26/04
 BARTIROMO: What other technology might we see on the market to address this really phenomenon that is the iPod? The iPod has done so well.

We don't have actual footage of Bartiromo wetting her pants, but we have our suspicions.