Just to clear up any misconceptions you may have, let's set the record straight. Republicans and/or Texans do like modern art, so long as it's very private modern art:

Laura Bush spotted enering MoMA with the skinny Yalie twin (Barbara) for private tour on a Tuesday, the one day a week MoMA is closed to the public. Laura looked smart in a suit and Barbara looked hot in her jeans.

They are, of course, the only people who can afford the $20 admission fee.