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This week in New York's Look Book, we're treated to a stunning find: the rare and mysterious theater actress. (Oooh, aaah!) Sara Gettelfinger is currently performing Dirty Rotten Scoundrels with John Lithgow and, when she's not singing and dancing her way to Broadway stardom, she's stealing tote bags from her mom's closet. While we don't really fancy our mothers' Brighton bags, who are we to judge? After the jump, Intern Alexis rounds up the masculine trio of Adam Rathe, Tony Herman, and Frank Woodworth for some hard-hitting fashionalysis.

Adam Rathe, writer

How can we make Sarah a little less Eponine and a little more Gypsy Rose?

She could have worn the top that she mentions fell down. There are Amish women who show more skin than Sarah does. You may have replaced her in Nine, but you, Sarah, are no Jane Krakowski.

Go on, be snobby about Sarah's bag:

Not only is her bag Gnarles in Charge, but she appears to be using it as a portable lavatory. This is the bag that people buy in museum gift shops to express to the world that they're cultured - the same people who carry their lunch to work in a tattered bag from Bendel's as if they're toting a cashmere sweater and not tuna salad on Wonder bread.

What does Sarah's pose tell us about her?

She's most likely a hit with the boys if she stands like that all the time. Actually, I bet Sarah doesn't do a whole lot of standing in her free time.

Tony Herman, Tony Herman, party pumper, Sequin Surprise! Productions

How can we make Sarah a little less Eponine and a little more Gypsy Rose?

Easy a corset. I want to see a faux flower between her teeth. Gotta have hoop earrings. And livestock. Nothing says "exotic nomadic temptress" like livestock. I think draft animals are going to be this season's hot item. Keep an eye our for Zac Posen's herd of goats- incredible! And maybe a gem crusted Peter Som eye patch. Better yet, make that two. No more sleeping in the gutter for you, my sweet. Tonight, you will be upgraded to an abandoned train car.

Go on, be snobby about Sarah's bag:

Sarah got a tough break when the "Priceless Masterpieces Transformed into Stylish Accessories Van" opened its back doors for business last weekend on Canal Street. Her selection of Pierre-Auguste Renoir's "Le Moulin de la Galette" carryall was not her first choice, but somebody (me) beat her to the Edvar Munch's "Scream" poncho.

What does Sarah's pose tell us about her?

I think watching a girl urinate into a handbag is a sign of independence and resourcefulness. It screams out "Hey society, I'm not going to be limited by oppressive bathroom stalls - I'm a girl on the go and I don't have time for potty breaks. And I'm not buying into this 'modern plumbing' conspiracy." Sexy. Very sexy.

Frank Woodworth, publicity guru, Vermillion Media

How can we make Sarah a little less Eponine and a little more Gypsy Rose?

Sarah doesn't need to change her outer clothes to look more sexy, just her underwear. You know she is rocking some granny panties under that outfit, probably in beige or taupe. A leopard thong would do wonders for her. Sarah Plain and Tall on the outside -Jungle Cat on the inside.

Go on, be snobby about Sarah's bag:

I don't understand girls obsessions with handbags. I think it's great that she recycled a couch cushion from a trailer park. She's environmentally conscious.

What does Sarah's pose tell us about her?

Sarah is an avid reader of New York Magazine. She has taken the recent article on subway surfing for health to heart and incorporated the posture into her every day life.