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We never thought we'd say this, but we're sort of pissed that we're not on the Michael Jackson jury.

This is gonna be one of the biggest celebrity gatherings since that kid Timmy fell down a well and Sting and Troy McClure headed up "Sending Our Love Down the Well."

Liz Taylor, Kobe Bryant, Jay Leno, Stevie Wonder, Diana Ross, Quincy Jones, Nick and Aaron Carter, Barry Gibb, Larry King, Ed Bradley, Maury Povich, Deepak Chopra.

These are names! But they're also celebrity names! And they might testify or somehow be involved in the Michael Jackson trial.

Kobe, you'd think, wouldn't want to go anywhere near a court of law, but hey, it's a crazy world.

Celeb pals key to Jax defense [NYDN]