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· Grammy report: everyone disses producer L.A. Reid in favor of Clive Davis, Jay-Z hints at a comeback (shock), and best of all, Star Jones gets denied after RSVPing for parties to which she was uninvited. [Page Six]
· Itty-bitty Ashley Olsen unleashes her pint-sized lawyers on American Media, Inc. and The National Enquirer after last week's cover story about her "drug scandal." Pity the publication that mixes up the Olsen vices. [R&M (4th item)]
· CBS has greenlights Love Monkey, a one-hour dramedy based on a book of the same name by former Post reporter Kyle Smith. The show is being pitched as male version of Sex and the City, ensuring that the industry will drive the memory of that bitch into the ground. [Page Six]
· The Eason Jordan guide to life: resign from CNN, sleep with Sharon Stone, rinse, repeat. [Lowdown]