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Are you a mom? Do you have teenage kids? And do you want to get paid $10K just to get really, really wasted on camera? Then you're in luck, because Morgan Spurlock, the genius behind Supersize Me, is casting for an unscripted FX documentary which aims to teach a hands-on lesson in binge drinking. (We love this idea because, dude, our moms just don't know how to party, you know?) 30 Days will ask a handful of mothers to drink what the average college senior drinks over the course of a month. We're assuming pregnant women are ineligible.

Read on for the casting call; stomach pump not included.

From: Actual Reality [redacted]
Sent: Fri 2/11/2005 3:56 AM
Subject: Now Casting: Unscripted Documentary on FX

Now Casting: 30 DAYS - an Unscripted Documentary Series on FX
Who is eligible: Mothers living in NY/NJ or the Tri-State Area
Compensation: $10,000 to all participating mothers

Desperate housewives, eat your heart out!
FX is Casting Mothers Who Want to Teach Children a Lesson About Drinking.

Morgan Spurlock (Oscar-nominated producer of "Super Size Me") and RJ Cutler (Oscar-winning producer of "The War Room") are looking for adventurous and outgoing mothers who want to teach their teenager and the public a hands-on lesson in binge drinking. YES, WE WANT A MOTHER TO TAKE ON AN EXPERIMENT OF DRINKING WHAT THE AVERAGE COLLEGE SENIOR DRINKS IN 30 DAYS, WHILE STILL MAINTAINING HER HOME AND WORK LIFE! Desperate housewives, eat your heart out!

If you, your mother or someone you know would like to apply to be on 30 DAYS, please send an email to [redacted]. You must include your name, contact info and at least one picture of yourself. In addition, please tell us your feelings about teenagers and drinking and about why you're interested in participating in this documentary.

Apply now! The application deadline is just around the corner.

Project Notes: Participating moms must have at least one teenage son or daughter. All moms will receive $10,000 for participating in this unscripted documentary. Filming will take place in April. If you have questions about the project please direct them to [redacted].

More About the Show:
30 DAYS is an unscripted documentary that places individuals in a living environment that is antithetical to his/her upbringing, beliefs, position, religion or profession. The six-part series will explore the grueling physical and emotional effects of these subjects while in an environment that provides social relevance with a sense of comedy and irony and drama.