In my best Page Six imitation, here's a little something I've culled from my quality time amongst the pretty people. You guess, I'll go to court:

What top female reality-show winner has been spending a significant amount of time around a major lady of rap? While neither girl is openly sapphic, everyone in the tents knew this hip-hop heavyweight and telegenic stunner have been getting their freak on.

Actually, don't even bother guessing—I made this one retard-friendly. I'm only trying to keep the lawyers at bay.