· We missed this earlier, but 'Page Six' reports that Russell Crowe and wife Denise remained celibate three months prior to their wedding." Weird. Just wondering how his "other" wife—Danielle Spenser feels about that? [Page Six; IMDB]

· Will Marissa and Alex manage to makeout tonight on The O.C. without cutting themselves on each other s insane face angles? [FOX]

· The style and substance of Miami Vice, finally out on DVD. [Men.Style.com]

· The New York Observer publishes SNL s scrapped Paris Hilton/Joey Buttafucco skit, reportedly ruffling some peacock feathers over at NBC. [NYO]